Yes, I didn't understand for quite some time after baptism that the WT-BATS' agenda after "lovin'" me in the front door....was to continue "slapping" me out the back door till I left...
Frannie B
Frannie Banannie
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Are There Things You Didn't Understand About JW's Until AFTER Baptism?
by minimus inone of the things the society prides itself over is that jw's are not only preachers but also teachers.
jw's are told that they have the "best education in the world".
jw's are taught for a number of months before they are allowed to get baptized.
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Idiosyncrasies Of Jehovah's Witnesses
by minimus injw's are a peculiar bunch.
certain things are characteristic of the witnesses.
jw's are known for some weird, unconventional things.
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Frannie Banannie
They are highly superstitious of buying or owning used or garage-sale items, like furniture, jewelry and clothing, believing them to have a great potential for being demonized....
Frannie B
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Ozzie's Midweek Survey: How long did you doubt?
by ozziepost inyep, it's mid-week and so we could take a little respite to do some scientific research.
here's the survey question:.
how long before you quit did you entertain doubts about "the troof"?.
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Frannie Banannie
Several years building a doctrinal "case" against them.
Frannie B
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I WANT REVENGE!!!!!
by worldlygirl inwell, it has finally happened.
my jw husband came home last week and told me he is moving out.
it seems he has been talking to the elders, and they feel his spirituality is being threatened (even though i have not insisted he stop going to meetings, i won't allow any jw material in my home because of my children from a previous marriage - i don't want them exposed to it.
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Frannie Banannie
Worldly Girl, mostly good advice here, I see......you might wanna name the Congregation and the WT-BATS as third parties in the divorce action for alienation of affection....which goes against THEIR publicly professed doctrines.....and then sue them in civil court for damages....make it public, for sure....
Frannie B
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Can Yall Gell?
by Frannie Banannie incan anyone out there wield those "too-wedgied words" and gell 'em?
i know there's a lot of humorous brainiacs here on this forum....remember how it was written that the "light" would become congealed?
without gettin' on a religious high-horse, think about it... what if the wt-bats' translation that they rely so heavily on in their publications (pubs) were so snarled or gelled up that it would become difficult for them to read or say the scriptures out loud....just how cleverly can any of yall re-translate the words they use?
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Frannie Banannie
Yes, Gently Feral....but with a lighter hand, as you can see from my post to xjw-b12...
Frannie B
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Can Yall Gell?
by Frannie Banannie incan anyone out there wield those "too-wedgied words" and gell 'em?
i know there's a lot of humorous brainiacs here on this forum....remember how it was written that the "light" would become congealed?
without gettin' on a religious high-horse, think about it... what if the wt-bats' translation that they rely so heavily on in their publications (pubs) were so snarled or gelled up that it would become difficult for them to read or say the scriptures out loud....just how cleverly can any of yall re-translate the words they use?
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Frannie Banannie
xjw-b12....here goes....(use a light hand with the jabberwacky words)
I ate....to see opposed go more.....then an hour with doubt.....I rest ponds....mainly big caws sit.....have pens, "Tombie"......Allah time loll......I didn't get debt.....the firs time.....but after forge, lasses have whine....Id now makes pure fact sins...."So" (-and-so) teach me....gell diss.....
The object is to respond to witlesses' scriptures out in the field, in a jabberwacky manner, so that they are flustered in their attempts to get their false points across.....For instance...."In the big inning was the whirled....and the whirled was segued....." (the big inning is Harm-a-gettin', the whirled is the flaming sword {fiery words of judgment} turning to and fro before the entrance to the guardian of eating.....that the whirling words segue means that they metamorphose, taking on a different persona than they had...)
Frannie B (wielding the lite sword of "too-wedgied words")
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Can Yall Gell?
by Frannie Banannie incan anyone out there wield those "too-wedgied words" and gell 'em?
i know there's a lot of humorous brainiacs here on this forum....remember how it was written that the "light" would become congealed?
without gettin' on a religious high-horse, think about it... what if the wt-bats' translation that they rely so heavily on in their publications (pubs) were so snarled or gelled up that it would become difficult for them to read or say the scriptures out loud....just how cleverly can any of yall re-translate the words they use?
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Frannie Banannie
Can anyone out there wield those "too-wedgied words" and gell 'em? I KNOW there's a lot of humorous brainiacs here on this forum....Remember how it was written that the "light" would become congealed? Without gettin' on a religious high-horse, think about it... what if the WT-BATS' translation that they rely so heavily on in their publications (pubs) were so snarled or gelled up that it would become difficult for them to read or say the scriptures out loud....Just how cleverly can any of yall re-translate the words they use? Inquiring minds want to know.... For examples: The Gnu-Whirled Translation of the Ho-Leaves Cripple Ewers......Ewers are "pitchers"...another word for salesmen or TRADESMEN (makin' a sales "pitch")....and...."leaves" are pages in a book, so "Ho-Leaves" are pages in a book translated by a "Ho" (with a "Johns" class)....and...a Gnu is a wildebeest (WILD-a beast.....spoken with an Italian accent)..... and we all know the Gnu-Whirled is the NWT (too-wedgied words whirled like a sword to cut yall to pieces), which is wielded by the TRADESMEN, aka the Governing Haughty or Gov. Potty, since they're sittin' on top of a MOUNTAIN of TOIL-ette paper (books, mags, tracts full of crapola) that needs to be flushed...an' tryin' to keep the fleeced ones piled up with their compost.... Can yall gell? I'd like to see how good yall are at it.... Frannie B (would like to see a gnu ho in town and see the Gov. Potty hurling flurries of gelled words at their adverse-aeries) -
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Frannie Banannie
(SHREEEEKS) Izzat an attack hamster, or WHAT?????
Frannie B
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Frannie Banannie
Yall, there is definitely a problem when yer in a hurry to pee and the seat's up...you don't have time to make the adjustment.....Someone needs to invent a seat that has either a pneumatic or hydraulic spring arm attached to it, so it must be lifted by men for their use and will automatically drift back to it's "down" position after use....
Frannie B (takes bow, cause it's either that or duck tape, guys)
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As a JW did you ever date in secret?
by Victorian sky in.
did you ever date a dub-ya or a nondub in secret while active?
i did, with a ms who said we had to keep our relationship on the down low 'cause he was being considered for the big e and he didn't want the brothers and the c.o to quesiton his personal life, now that's code for 'i don't want the elders to know i'm making out on non-meeting nights!
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Frannie Banannie
No, but I met a few worldly "hotties" while I was a dub with whom the sexual tension was immediately evident....I wanted to "conduct a study" with the fireman I met at his door while I was out in field service and I could tell the feeling was mutual..(fans self)......then there was another "hottie" that came to literally plow my garden...lol...not a play on words....I was planting a garden and he used his roto-tiller to plow up the furrows for me....there was a lot of .....er.....um....tension between us....I was SO relieved when he left....(whew)
Frannie B